I just found out what I am...

Facetious

fa·ce·tious. adjective \fə-ˈsē-shəs\. 1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally. 2. amusing; humorous. 3. lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing.

 And also Fallacious: 

 fal·la·cious (f -l sh s). adj. 1. Containing or based on a fallacy: a fallacious assumption. 2. Tending to mislead; deceptive: ......
but in a good way~!!!!!

 I suppose this is all okay, right?
I would rather have a positive attitude and have fun than sit around and worry so much. Am I right?

 Now to convince myself of this when I am in a downer mood can be tough cause I am my own worst enemy when it comes to worrying!!

 So, I hope you all live with some facetiousness in you!

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2 funny stuff

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Hope you all get a little laugh in today, we can all use one!

A few things that happened recently: 

 Hubs and I were at a Nascar Race. We were walking amongst a zillion other people as we were trying to find out car. (don't ask me how long it took us to find it) and a strange man blurts out to me, "You know you can see right through your top to your boobs!" I was aghast with shame (well, maybe not). 

I kind of covered my chest with my hand at first, then tuned toward hubs and asked him if he could see through my top. Hubs said, "Yes , I sure can" . So, I figured I would have to do something about it.... 

so I .... 

yanked my zipper down further on my little white hoodie and opened it a little further so other's can enjoy ithe scenery. LOL So, seriously now.. do you think I really did that? I kind of wondered why so many people seemed to look at my shiirt a lot... but guys do that anyway. 

 Now the other thing... 

A conversation with the hubs as we were driving yesterday.

Me: Hey hun, how do you feel about me doing a craft project?

  Hubs: That's great sweetie. 

  Me: I also want to get all our pictures sorted and put into a "project, life" album and I was also thinking about ......blah blah blah.... and blah, blah, blah. I went on for about 10 minutes or so. (Most of my talking was about doing projects that needed to get done around the house.) 

  Me: (after I caught my breath) What are you thinking about? 

  Hubs: Why are the forks so big?

 I laughed (I guess you had to be there). I also shut up for a while.

 

LMAO 

 What funny/stupid/lame or whatever thing can you share with me??

I'm Awake {Yep, it's a friggin' Katy Perry song}

Awoke this morning to a nice dark sky, it was still quite warm even with all the windows open and the front and back doors open. The time was 3:45am.

I laid there hoping to fall back asleep. But the was a failure.

So… round and round my thoughts went……………

1. Should I leave DA because I don't seem to have the time (which is silly cause I don't work) anymore? Or maybe it is that I don't seem to have the motivation to be in DA. I don't do any art, so the reason I stay is to see the art and be social with a few good poeple here.
2. Do I try and write that children's book I so want to write?
3. I want me some sex!
4. My pet peeves about several things (I'll talk about it below.)
5. Do all men sleep naked and if they do, do they subconsciously scratch their balls or move their balls from between their legs when they roll over?
6. It's been too long since I had an orgasm (I ain't telling how long), man I want to jump my hubby, but it's friggin' 4:15 in the morning.
7. What should I write about on my blog?
8. I gotta get more points somehow to renew my groups superness.
9. Does my vibrator have batteries in it?
10. I want sex!
11. What was that dream I was having before I woke up?
12. My dog is snoring again.
13. Do I get outta bed ?
14. Shoot, there is a mosquito in here, dammit.
15. "I'm Awake"…..stop singing that song in my head!

Then the vicious circle of thoughts go around again until I finally get outta bed! grrrrrrrr!

One of my pet peeves that I will tell you about. No offense to anyone!!

You know when you are driving somewhere, it is a nice day so you and a lot of other people have their windows open. And you approach a stop light and the person next to you is smoking, they #1 - blow smoke out the window. #2- flick their ashes out the window. #3 throw their cigarette butt out the window. I am severely allergic to cigarette smoke (you should see my eyes and swollen face after being in a room full of smoke).

So, I am sorry, but I wish people that smoke would keep their car windows up while they are smoking and keep their smoke, ashes and butts to themselves.

Now, I mean no offense to smokers. I have a kid that smokes on occasion and a daughter in law that smokes, and I love them unconditionally, and  they thankfully very conscientious of other's around them when they do smoke. So, just because someone smokes doesn't mean I would not like them, I just wished they would keep their smoking and all that goes with it  to themselves.

What do you think about when you can't sleep??

What is your pet peeve???

from testing to full blown blog

This was going to be a test blog.. but I think I will make it my "everything I could not put in my main blog" blog.
I will continue to test templates here , but will also put some good old posts here that fit into my rant, pet peeve, dirty or funny a$$ thoughts I may have.

So, if you are interested in coming by and reading... go for it, but be forewarned it won't be pretty all the time.

xoxo
momma rock

This is a TEST blog!